Brother Jason

And so there is a friend of mine, her name is Jenny. She has a brother called Jason, he is...12, 13, 14? I don’t really l know but he is fits somewhere in the bracket that can be labelled, ‘troubled pubescent’. We never really paid much attention to brother Jason until one day he contacted Jenny, stating

Jenny this is your brother Jason, i Know you don’t like me but can i please use your laptop. In the name of love please.

Now this provided us with hours of amusement. Jason, love? We never thought possible but apparently this was the situation placed upon us. For the record, Jenny did let Jason use her laptop. Who could say no, in the name of love.

From there is seemed like Jason got his little fairy tale ending, he got his girl. But now, months down the track i found out there were some cracks in this perfect little world of his.

This young girl, whose name i do not know ended things with Jason once but needless of this, he took her back. A second time she ended things with him and even though Jason admitted that he knew he was being silly he took her back. And know the lastest scandal to be placed upon brother Jason goes something like this;

For the third time, his mystery lady ended things with him in pursuit of another young boy but when she arrived at his house, her replacement for Jason was already interwined with another young lass. I suppose the right thing to say right now would be, Karma bitch!

And being under the impression Jason would take her back a third time, she confessed to him that she had made a mistake in ending things with him (yet again!) but dearest brother Jason told her, ‘Ohh well.. your loss!’

Now it amuses me at my ripe again of (nearly) 19 that this little bit of Wisdom could come from a, i’m pretty sure, 13 year old boy. But i think its those things, that come from people you least expect are the things that truly stay with and inspire you.’

Now if only us much more mature citizens of this world could take a leaf out of Jason’s book maybe we wouldn’t get so hurt.

Repeat after me, To brother Jason!