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This is a piece of writing from about hmmm 2-3 months ago.

Wasn’t going to share it with you all cause it is a tad harsh but due to mass demand (drum rolls please) Here it is!

I feel sorry for the general male population.

Now adding another theory to my list. There are two types of people in this world, there are men and there are women and if each of these two types of people had to be an animal, Women would be cats and men would be dogs

My reasons for this is as follows.

Women are cats because we are pretty vicious creatures but boys have only themselves to blame for this. If only use could keep it in your pants. We women are in general a lot cleaner and better to look at and with the exception of me women seem to be more graceful. I suppose that you could say that figuratively, we have nine lives- You cause us distress, we get upset and am soon to realise you weren’t worth it anyway and we move on.

Men are dogs (Wow, just that phrase summarises it) because use smell like what can only be described as a wet dog. Men tend to drool over something that i’m sorry honey but you’ll never have and men are dogs because they start unconsciously F*&^ing anything that moves (I’m sure we’re all familiar with the dog-starts-randomly-humping-your-leg incident). It all goes back to their animalistic nature.

Now one could say to this, your being so stereotypical right? Well i’m sorry to break it to you but stereotypes don’t just flourish out of thin air. They come from years of this same pattern happening again and again. I know what i describe may or may not be a small amount of the male population, depends from what angle you look at it but you good ones out there- Your a credit to your sex. Without you i don’t know how the worlds population would have continued to grow.